yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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