her vagine was all disorganized.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Randomize
