Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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