She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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