i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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