my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize