Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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