nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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