I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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