Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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