if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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