Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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