you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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