Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your tits are I can't wait for
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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