it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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