So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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