Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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