Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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