ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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