He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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