You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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