You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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