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(313): View more from Michigan

I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair

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(203): View more from Connecticut

no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.

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(727): View more from Florida

Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?

(1-727): View more from Florida

I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You made eat vitamins until I threw up

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(303): View more from Colorado

Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.

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(720): View more from Colorado

July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.

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(845): View more from New York

I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?

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