You really coming over, don't trick.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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