is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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