I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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