I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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