My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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