She is in my trunk
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
