So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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