Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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