I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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