walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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