My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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