I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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