Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
