She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I smell like Dick and happiness
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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