wanna go halves on a baby?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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