I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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