How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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