Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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