Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
