some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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