Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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