Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
