Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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