You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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