Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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