It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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