he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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