I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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