Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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