Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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