Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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