It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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