Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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