Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
