Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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