i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
did you just send me my own nude
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