I wannas sexs uuuuu
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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