seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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