Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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